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Me: I got burned by the fry basket
Jordan: We can be burn buddies
Me: LOL YEAH
Jordan: Did you cry?
Me: No
Jordan: I did
Me: OMG your burn was like your whole arm, mine was just a quick one.
Jordan: Did it leave a scar
Me: Yeah
Jordan: Then that's still badass

pandaepan:

 

(Source: romangodfrey)

lamplers: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON

lamplers:

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON

(Source: oldakagi)

Me: I STILL CANNOT...JESUS CHRIST JELLO??!!
Hakim: It's okay he's married so
Me: YEH IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA FUCK HIM
Hakim: I look up to him, its nothing like sexual attraction.
Me: SURE SURE, when did you realize this
Hakim: Today, idk it was weird
Me: Suddenly you were like, dayum what a nice ass
Hakim: LOL YAH, and he has a nice body too
Me: OMFG DID YOU SEE HIM SHIRTLESS
Hakim: I just happened to pass by
Me: OMG YOU CHECKED HIM OUT, I guess he's hot for like, an older guy
Hakim: Yeah super hot
Me: Are you sure its not sexual attraction?
Hakim: Yeah I'm sure
Me: You just said he was hot
Hakim: ANY GUY WOULD AGREE HE'S HOT
Me: NOT A STRAIGHT MAN.
Hakim: OMFG SHUT UP
Hakim: Yo bro whats new
Me: Nothing I just got home, wby?
Hakim: Just being a loser
Me: Nothing new there LMAO
Hakim: LOL dude er, don't tell anyone but uh
Hakim: I think I have a man-crush on someone
Me: ...OMG MY GAY IS CONTAGIOUS.
Hakim: I'm not gay omg it's just a mancrush ok totally different.
Me: WHO IS IT.
Hakim: ...Angelo.
Me: OMFG JELLO? OUR BOSS????
Hakim: Shut up
Me: AHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!! JELLO??!! ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!!
Hakim: Hey shut up I told you he's cool ok, it's like admiration.
Me: I'M CHOKING
Hakim: I SHOULDN'T OF TOLD YOU.
Conrad: AAuugghh I can't stop thinking about you
Me: Are you serious LMAO GO TO BED
Conrad: I couldn't sleep at all and I work tonight
Conrad: That was the best sex I ever had.
Me: HAHAAHAHA YOUR OTHER ONES MUST OF BEEN PRETTY HORRIBLE.
Conrad: YEH BASICALLY.
Conrad: When is our next date?
Me: Aw jeez, I work this friday and saturday, you free sunday?
Conrad: That's such a long way...
Me: We see each other every weekend, you can wait
Conrad: Uhm, can we like...do it again
Me: Okay
Conrad: OH SWEET REALLY
Me: Yeah but I can't just do it, you have to get me into the mood.
Conrad: Who got you in the mood last time?
Me: You got me drunk
Conrad: OH WOW OK BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL YOU LIL BITCH
It’s Okay

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whispering—shadows: Just got a cyndaquil egg and I named him Lee after http://moemoose.tumblr.com/ When he grows up he’ll be the biggest badass of all time. OMG WHY ARE ALL MY FOLLOWERS PERFECT YES

whispering—shadows:

Just got a cyndaquil egg and I named him Lee after http://moemoose.tumblr.com/

When he grows up he’ll be the biggest badass of all time.

OMG WHY ARE ALL MY FOLLOWERS PERFECT YES

So this happened

Anonymous sent: Do you gel your hair to keep the front park spiky? Or does it just naturally fly up? xD

HAHAHAHAHAHA my hair is actually bed head now, so it naturally flies up, but if I want it more spikey I put gel on it